You Know You Are A Sandwich-Lover When.....?

Has anyone ever asked you this - You Know You Are A Sandwich-Lover When....? What did you say? Or what would you answer if they did ask you that? How do you KNOW when you are a Sandwich-Lover? Have you ever thought about it?

I have and I admit it. Some of us are hopelessly and shamelessly in love with eating sandwiches. I know this to be true because I'm one of those people. I can barely make it through the day without putting something between two slices of bread and eating it.

Whether it's French fries with ketchup and mustard, or a spaghetti sauce "joe". The things I make into sandwiches are pretty strange sometimes, but as long as it's not too soupy, it usually works out and tastes really good, too.

Sooo, You Know You Are a Sandwich-Lover When....? 

So what's your answer? I really want to know. I really honestly do. I even asked an AI bot to come up with a list of answers to this all encompassing question because I'm so curious about this puzzling phenomenon. Who are the genuine sandwich lovers in this world and how can I spot one in a crowd?

I'll share my list with you, if you will do the same. Add your answer to this fundamental question of life using the form below. In the meantime, here's the list my intelligent friend came up with for YKYAASLW.... (Yes, I did that...., and?)

YKYAASLW....

• YKYAASL.... When the deli knows your name.
• YKYAASL.... When your bread of choice dictates your mood for the day.
• YKYAASL.... When the phrase 'make me a sandwich' sounds more like 'make me happy'.
• YKYAASL.... When every problem in your life is solvable with a sandwich.
• YKYAASL.... When your suitcase has a special compartment for sandwich ingredients.
• YKYAASL.... When every gift wish-list of yours starts with a sandwich maker (I do love a great panini press)
• YKYAASL.... When you evaluate potential dates based on their sandwich-making skills.

• YKYAASL.... When the greatest disaster in your world is running out of mayo (or in my case, vegan mayo).
• YKYAASL.... When you’ve turned every dish into a sandwich at least once.
• YKYAASL.... When you could write a dissertation on the difference between sourdough and rye.
• YKYAASL.... When every city tour for you is actually a hunt for the best local sandwich shop.
• YKYAASL.... When you have a well-formulated opinion on the sandwich versus taco debate.
• YKYAASL.... When your social media is flooded with #SandwichesofInstagram.
• YKYAASL.... When you feel deeply offended when someone dismisses a sandwich as 'just a snack'.
• YKYAASL.... When a part of your monthly budget is dedicated to trying new sandwich shops.
• YKYAASL.... When 'extra pickles' isn't a request, but a requirement.
• YKYAASL.... When a perfect date for you is a candle-lit sandwich dinner.
• YKYAASL.... When a great deal of your conversations start with, “The best sandwich I ever had...”
• YKYAASL.... When you believe there's no problem a grilled cheese sandwich can't solve.
• YKYAASL.... When you get emotional thinking about the first sandwich you ever ate.

This list - You Know You Are a Sandwich-Lover When or (YKYAASLW) has some pretty on point answers to this quirky question. And if I admit it to myself, a few, well maybe more than a few, actually apply to me. 

I know, I know, some are a bit on the corny side, and some are funny, however some are actually quite clever. Which one (or more), do you relate to?  We have a form below where you can add your own list of answers if you'd like.

A Few More Answers: (we couldn't help it)

You own more gourmet mustard varieties than pairs of designer shoes.

Your favorite art piece is a framed photograph of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Your personalized ringtone is the sound of bread being toasted.

You start referring to your kitchen as your "sandwich lab."

You've considered naming your pet "Reuben" or "Panini."

You've mastered the art of balancing a sandwich and a coffee cup in one hand.

You don't just dream about sandwiches; you have blueprints and flowcharts for each of your favorites.

Your friends come to you for sandwich advice more than life advice.

You once tried to use a baguette as a ruler... and it worked.

You have a "sandwich emergency kit" in your car.

Your idea of a perfect date involves a picnic and an assortment of artisan sandwiches.

You can identify the type of bread just by its crumb texture.

You watch cooking shows exclusively to find new sandwich recipes.

You’ve attempted to create a sandwich-sized burrito. It was a delicious disaster.

Your pantry has a dedicated "sandwich ingredients" shelf.

Your phone's predictive text always suggests "sandwich" first.

You celebrate Sandwich Day like it's a national holiday.

Your "dream home" includes a sandwich station in the kitchen.

You’ve had a dream about a sandwich that felt so real, you woke up hungry.

You once entered a sandwich-making competition and made the judges' favorite... four times in a row.

You secretly judge people based on their sandwich preferences.

You’ve debated the merits of a hot sandwich versus a cold one with the intensity of a sports commentator.

Your social media profiles include a detailed sandwich manifesto.

Your idea of a balanced diet is a sandwich in each hand.

You have a “Sandwich Bucket List” of places to visit, based solely on their sandwich offerings.

You’ve given serious thought to starting a sandwich blog or vlog.

You consider your sandwich press as one of your most prized possessions.

You plan road trips around iconic sandwich shops

I hope you had fun working your way through this list. I can relate to more than half of the statements in some way or another. I also came across and love this article about what your favorite sandwich says about you. I think if you're a sandwich lover, you will too. (Link opens a new window).

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